I was so excited when my first book was published and I saw it posted on Amazon for the very first time. To me, it really seemed like the big leagues to be listed on Amazon with the likes of J.K. Rowling and Dr. Seuss. But as a first time author, no one ever told me, or should I say warned me, about Amazon sales rankings. If I wasn’t an author I probably wouldn’t even have noticed the sales ranking number. It’s tucked the customer review rating under the benign heading, “Product Details”. But once your book has a sales ranking, it’s very hard not to check it now and again, like say, every waking minute of the day. I wasted a lot of time those first few weeks waiting for my easy reader book to shoot up to number one. But like most things, it got a little boring after a while, especially once I realized “May I Please Have a Cookie?” would never beat “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.” These days, I consider myself a recovering sales-ranking addict and I only check once or twice a week.
But today, my friends, is the day! Now mind you, the sales ranking number change every hour or so, so this may be a total fluke, but darn it, I don’t care. Currently “May I Please Have a Cookie?” has a Amazon sales rank is 4,795. “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” has a sales ranking of 16,640. Alfie is actually ahead of Harry Potter! Maybe Daniel Radcliffe would be interested in playing a little green alligator in his next movie (grin!)